Leonardo DiCaprio Devastated After Girlfriend Rents Car Without Extra Fee

LOS ANGELES — Actor Leonardo DiCaprio was reportedly distraught after discovering that his girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti was able to rent a car at Hertz without paying extra fees, according to those familiar with the situation.

“I just thought we had more time,” the teary-eyed 48-year-old celebrity said, holding his head in his hands at his Hollywood Hills mansion. “I was with her at the counter, waiting for the clerk to say those magic words: that there would, unfortunately, be an extra Young Driver fee for those under twenty-five years of age. But the words… they never came.”

Ceretti, who rented the car for an upcoming trip, was baffled by the reaction.

“He said he wanted to take me to Las Vegas, but both of our cars happen to be in the shop, so I rented one for the trip. What’s the big deal?” Ceretti said while her boyfriend cried to himself in another room. “Honestly, I was confused from the get-go. He originally said he wanted to take me to the casinos there ‘now that I’m old enough.’ I didn’t wanna hurt his feelings, but I’ve been 21 for four years. I’ve been to Vegas a few times; it’s really nice. I just thought it would be a fun trip.”

At press time, DiCaprio was seen at a local airport, asking if there were any women around who just became old enough to earn a pilot’s license.

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