Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Luigi Mangione Booked By NYPD, Dave Franco Booked By Paramount
LOS ANGELES — Actor Dave Franco has reportedly already signed on to play Luigi Mangione, the…
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Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen
LOS ANGELES — An extremely weird episode of cult classic television show Twin Peaks features two…
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Joe Biden’s Approval Skyrockets After Beginning “The Substance” Treatment
WASHINGTON — Joe Biden’s approval ratings have dramatically increased in the final months of his presidency…
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Robert De Niro to Play Donald Trump’s Assassin in Upcoming Documentary
LOS ANGELES — Actor Robert De Niro, known for his frequent vitriolic statements about President Donald…
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Jigsaw’s Girlfriend Digs for Engagement Ring Embedded in Chest of Chained-Up Friend
JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Veronica Swanson, dental hygienist and girlfriend of the notorious serial killer known…
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Westeros in Shambles Following Conquest of Raegon Targaryen
KING’S LANDING — The economy of Westeros has begun to falter following the ascendancy of King…
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Dr Disrespect Accidentally Sends Public Statement Directly to 15-Year-Old Fan
LOS ANGELES — Streamer Herschel Beahm IV, better known as Dr Disrespect, reportedly sent a 4,000…
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David Zaslav Chains George Miller to Front of Mercedes Following Dismal “Furiosa” Box Office Results
THE WASTELAND — Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav has reportedly chained director George Miller to…
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New Law Requires British Filmmakers to Pass Test Before Making Movie About American Politics
WASHINGTON — The United States Congress passed a law today forbidding British filmmakers from making movies…
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Denis Villeneuve: “I Haven’t Read ‘Dune Messiah’ Yet But I’m So Hyped to See All the Crazy Action”
We sat down with “Dune: Part 2” director Denis Villeneuve to get the scoop on how…