ROKU CITY — Democrats around the country are reportedly heartbroken over the fact that 95% of Roku City voted for Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential election.
“I thought they were a cool liberal city that loves the arts. I mean the whole place is literally blue. Or at least purple. But I guess it’s who you least expect,” said Elsa Stone of Massachusetts. “I guess that’s why Taylor Swift had to have her concert in a venue the size of a small apartment building.”
Roku City citizens, however, insisted that the current administration has not done enough to address their specific concerns.
“I’m sorry, but we desperately need something to change here and Joe Biden has done nothing to help our city,” explained Roku City resident Joel Rocha. “There are monsters and dinosaurs roaming the streets. A giant robot has been killing people for years. Literal years of a giant robot stomping around killing people. And what has been done to help us? Building a McDonald’s?!”
“Has capitalism gone too far?” he continued. “I don’t know. Sometimes I feel like I live in an advertisement. I just need things to be different.”
Despite the fact that every home in the entire city had its lights on, no other residents were willing to speak with us. We caught up with one young man, but he escaped behind a billboard for The Spiderwick Chronicles.
