NEW YORK — Poopdick Rivertothesea, one of the 450 Hollywood creatives who signed a Google Form denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s pro-Palestine speech at the Oscars is now speaking out against those who think he is not a real person.
“Yes, I’m a real person. My parents named me Poopdick and our name was changed from Rivertotheseaowicz at Ellis Island in 1907. I am fiercely pro-Israel,” Rivertothesea explained. “It’s a product secured by Google. You really think you can just sign those with any old name?”
After the story was broken by Variety, more than 500 additional signatures were added, including Poopdick’s.
“I’d say, since October 7th, my life has been harder than anybody’s on planet Earth,” he added. “Because people have said mean things about me online, and implied some dehumanization has occurred. At the Oscars, of all places.”
Other names on the Google Form include Brett Gelman, Amy Sherman-Palladino, and uhhhh… uhhh… let’s see here… Neil. And that guy’s apparently in the WGA.
“What’s up?” someone named Neil said when we asked him about it. “I don’t think I signed that, but maybe. I don’t know.”
As of press time, you can still donate to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund by clicking here.
