Idiot Thinks People Will Still Care About Fallout When He Has Time to Watch It Next Week

NEBRASKA — Paul Treadwell, who is busy right now, feels no rush to watch the debut season of Fallout, as he moronically assumes people will still be discussing it in a few days.

“Should be fine,” Treadwell said, showing how dumb he is. “It’s not like everyone’s going to binge eight hours of television and burn themselves out on talking about it in under a week. I’ve got time.”

Despite seemingly being as stupid as one can be, Treadwell one-upped himself by saying he’s not going to change his social media habits before watching the show.

“Of course I’m going to open my friends’ stories, scroll through vertical videos, and click on links in television subreddits without really looking at what the title is,” Paul droned. “And I was thinking about sending a few texts that say ‘you watching fallout?’ without an immediate followup that says ‘i haven’t yet.’ I literally can’t imagine how that would backfire.”

Historians say this sort of witless behavior has existed as long as television.

“Years ago, people used to show up at work on Monday and have the gall to bring up Seinfeld episodes, having recorded them from the previous Thursday. Coworkers would constantly need to humor them, even as they were prevented from discussing Sunday night TV, like The Simpsons.” television historian Naomi Frank said. “It continues to this day. Next week will be for discussing Conan O’Brien Must Go, and you can either keep up, or get kicked to the curb. Speaking of which, there is now a permanent moratorium on bringing up Curb. That show ended for good last week.”

At press time, Frank was measuring the precise half-life of Fallout discussion.