BREAKING: A-List Movie Star Potentially Willing to Do Sequel

LOS ANGELES — Following a win for Best Actor at Monday night’s Primetime Emmys, also-Academy-Award-winner William Starr expressed that he would be willing to star in a sequel, spinoff, or prequel to his most recent film, Acceptances.

“Would I like to work with Steven Spielberg again?” said Starr, seemingly entertained, for some reason. “If we have the right take on it, sure, I’d be interested. Of course.”

The massive news came as a shocking surprise to our reporter, who immediately handed three couriers an envelope each, to guarantee the hastily scrawled “Starr would do a movie” message would be hand-delivered to our newsdesk.

“Working with that team was one of the highlights of my career,” Starr continued. “We had a great time on set. I would be more than happy to do it again, if everyone has the time in their schedule and we have a good script for it.”

This huge break in the story sent our journalist running personally through the streets to make it to the studio with the interview footage, but unfortunately, our cameraperson forgot to take the lens cap off.

As the interview ended, the next reporter seemingly tried to steal our scoop by asking Starr if he would ever consider acting opposite George Clooney.

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  1. Kinda disappointed in Starr rn, he’s gotten so clout-hungry. Starring in more movies, what’s next? Him asking for good roles? #starrisoverparty