Phil Jamesson
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Prue Leith Stoically Carries Out Executions of Second and Third-Place “Bake Off” Contestants
WELFORD PARK, U.K. — Upon awarding the famous glass cake stand trophy to the winner of…
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Classic Thanksgiving: Aunt Insists Arcane’s Zaun Differs Too Greatly From Source Material
THE DINNER TABLE — Aunt Margaret, 62, has once again disrupted Thanksgiving by offering her opinion…
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Is This Podcaster Next in Line for The Tonight Show? Conan O’Brien to Host OSCARS
HOLLYWOOD — The 97th OSCARS® have a new host in Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend host…
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Annoying: Apparently New Prestige Show Pretty Good
After successfully ignoring it for a full year, many Americans have been forced to accept the…
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“Doing Prequels Is Pointless — You Already Know What’s Going To Happen,” Says Man Who Will One Day Die
NEW YORK — Nathaniel Barron, who is currently in lockstep with every other person on Earth…
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Idiot Thinks People Will Still Care About Fallout When He Has Time to Watch It Next Week
NEBRASKA — Paul Treadwell, who is busy right now, feels no rush to watch the debut…
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Eclipse Canceled After Piccolo Fucking Explodes the Moon
EARTH — Monday’s total solar eclipse was canceled today due to Piccolo blowing up the moon.…
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Man Fooled by Obvious Satirical Article “Honestly Wouldn’t Be Surprised” if The Minions Won Gubernatorial Primary
MINNESOTA — After being teased for posting “This country has gone to seed,” with a link…
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Isla Fisher Confirms She Will Pick Twitter User With Best Quote Tweet to Be Her Next Boyfriend
HOLLYWOOD — Following Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher’s divorce announcement this afternoon, Twitter users jumped…
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Bill Maher Forced to Use PTO Waiting for Applause
LOS ANGELES — During the latest episode of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Maher was forced…