Television
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Annoying: Apparently New Prestige Show Pretty Good
After successfully ignoring it for a full year, many Americans have been forced to accept the…
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Westeros in Shambles Following Conquest of Raegon Targaryen
KING’S LANDING — The economy of Westeros has begun to falter following the ascendancy of King…
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Idiot Thinks People Will Still Care About Fallout When He Has Time to Watch It Next Week
NEBRASKA — Paul Treadwell, who is busy right now, feels no rush to watch the debut…
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Bill Maher Forced to Use PTO Waiting for Applause
LOS ANGELES — During the latest episode of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Maher was forced…
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Gremlin Seen on the Wing of Boeing Plane Found Dead Prior to Testifying
WASHINGTON — A gremlin who was seen on the wing of a Boeing plane was found…
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Toxic Fallout Fans Zoom in Slow-Motion on Fallout Series’ Flaws
UNITED STATES — Fans of Bethesda’s “Fallout” video game series used skills acquired through years of…
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Beloved Show “Football” Canceled After 104 Seasons
HOLLYWOOD — After Season 104’s finale, “Super Bowl LVIII,” the consortium owning the rights to the…
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Ah, This X-Files Episode One of Those “Mulder Beats the Shit Out of Someone for No Reason” Episodes
WASHINGTON — Well, it looks like Mulder’s out of his mind in this one, again. “If…
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New Yu-Gi-Oh! Season Set in Life-or-Death Balatro Tournament
TOKYO — A new season of “Yu-Gi-Oh!” is set to premiere in 2024, following the show’s…
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Mad Alchemists Nick and Vanessa Lachey Demand Additional Subjects for Experiment
HAWAII — After receiving nearly two hundred subjects for their Love is Blind experiment, alchemists Nick…