Television
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Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen
LOS ANGELES — An extremely weird episode of cult classic television show Twin Peaks features two…
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Prue Leith Stoically Carries Out Executions of Second and Third-Place “Bake Off” Contestants
WELFORD PARK, U.K. — Upon awarding the famous glass cake stand trophy to the winner of…
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Classic Thanksgiving: Aunt Insists Arcane’s Zaun Differs Too Greatly From Source Material
THE DINNER TABLE — Aunt Margaret, 62, has once again disrupted Thanksgiving by offering her opinion…
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Annoying: Apparently New Prestige Show Pretty Good
After successfully ignoring it for a full year, many Americans have been forced to accept the…
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Westeros in Shambles Following Conquest of Raegon Targaryen
KING’S LANDING — The economy of Westeros has begun to falter following the ascendancy of King…
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Idiot Thinks People Will Still Care About Fallout When He Has Time to Watch It Next Week
NEBRASKA — Paul Treadwell, who is busy right now, feels no rush to watch the debut…
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Bill Maher Forced to Use PTO Waiting for Applause
LOS ANGELES — During the latest episode of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Maher was forced…
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Gremlin Seen on the Wing of Boeing Plane Found Dead Prior to Testifying
WASHINGTON — A gremlin who was seen on the wing of a Boeing plane was found…
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Toxic Fallout Fans Zoom in Slow-Motion on Fallout Series’ Flaws
UNITED STATES — Fans of Bethesda’s “Fallout” video game series used skills acquired through years of…
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Beloved Show “Football” Canceled After 104 Seasons
HOLLYWOOD — After Season 104’s finale, “Super Bowl LVIII,” the consortium owning the rights to the…