oscars
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“I’m a Real Person”: Anti-Jonathan Glazer Google Form Signer Poopdick Rivertothesea Speaks Out
NEW YORK — Poopdick Rivertothesea, one of the 450 Hollywood creatives who signed a Google Form…
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“Poor Things” Wins Make-Up Award for Team Behind Shrinking Willem Dafoe’s Penis to Normal Size
HOLLYWOOD — The team who worked on making Willem Dafoe’s gargantuan penis look normal in the…
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Cillian Murphy Can’t Help But Imagine Oscars Audience Disintegrating During Acceptance Speech
LOS ANGELES — Accepting his award for “Best Actor” at the 96th Academy Awards, Cillian Murphy…
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Bradley Cooper Criticized for Wanting to Receive Acting’s Highest Honor Too Much
HOLLYWOOD — According to many fans closely following The Oscars, Bradley Cooper is too transparent about…
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Jimmy Kimmel Absolutely Skewers Atomic Bomb Sitting in Oscars Audience
LOS ANGELES — Jimmy Kimmel landed a particularly pointed barb at the nuclear weapon and “Oppenheimer”…
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Cillian Murphy Admits His Name Actually Doug in Hard-Hitting Red Carpet Interview
HOLLYWOOD — Years of deception were uncovered by journalist Julianne Hough during The Oscars® Red Carpet…
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Oscars Try to Score Younger Viewers by Replacing Red Carpet
LOS ANGELES — The Oscars are making an attempt tonight to appeal to new, younger viewers…
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Nation’s Dads Eagerly Await Oscars “Long Runtime” Jokes
UNITED STATES — Fathers across the United States gathered around their television in excitement and anticipation,…
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Opinion: A Vote Against Joe Biden to Win “Best Picture” at the Oscars Is a Vote Against Democracy
The Oscars are coming up on March 10th, and while showing your support for your favorite…